And now for something completely different…

A Birthday Message from The Queen…or a close facsimile thereof.

HRH Queen Elizabeth II (or a close facsimile thereof) offers felicitations and commiserations to those whose recent birthday plans have been dashed. Lizzy feels your pain, as she herself had to cancel several celebratory gun salutes and a Queen-sized karaoke dance party featuring a sexy Freddy Mercury impersonator with a tickly moustache.